What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What do you call a dinosaur with herpes?

a Cankersaurus!

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What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it