What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

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Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.