What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

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How do you make something go viral?

Herpes.

What do you call a dinosaur with herpes?

a Cankersaurus!

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*