What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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River Jokes More River Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

Wade Jokes More Wade Jokes

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.