What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.