What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.