What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

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Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.