What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

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Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.