Minnesota Jokes

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

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Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks?

a Fartender