Minnesota Jokes

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

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Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

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How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

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What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)