Minnesota Jokes

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What state makes exclusively swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.