Minnesota Jokes

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

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Wait until he's finished.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

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Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.