What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

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Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!