Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
A predditor. EDIT:
Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.
Because they find it insaltine.
Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..
Provolone.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
A petri dish develops a culture.
That's inappropriate.
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
Because all proper tea is theft.
Because they have jobs.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.