Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything