Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.