Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.