Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
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They prefer fur mats.
It's just not their Kappa tea
It's because they are a Seoulless nation.
Piers Morgan.
Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.
Because all proper tea is theft.
It's sin-ful. self made joke
Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.
He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(
Because it's white and settles on their land.
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Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
The micro wave.
He couldn't take any more lip!
Because he is boring.
There's an XY axis but no XX axis.
Because it is feo
Cause the system is broke, yo.
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
When they get to third base they think they've scored
A rubber band.
Spartify
Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)
Shoots him 8 times in the black.
Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
Ted Cruz
Because proper tea is theft!
A cartoon (car tune).
They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.
He committed barbercide.
Because she thought everybody loved her.
I don't know they were speaking Spanish.
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