What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

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How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.