What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu