Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere