Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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How did the homeless handicap child die?

Alone

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

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Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb