Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere