Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)