What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!