What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.