What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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It's hard to find them in the snow.

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

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What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

What is a bacteria's OTHER favorite dish?

The PETRI dish!