What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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Yoghurt has a culture.

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If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture