Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.