Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux