Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.