Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.