Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.