Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "