Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.