What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture