What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

300 Year Jokes More 300 Year Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.