What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures