Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)
I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face
Toilet paper.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.