Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What seperates black people and white people?

The prison bars.

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

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What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.