What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn