What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

Peck Jokes More Peck Jokes

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.