What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

Peck Jokes More Peck Jokes

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !