What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Peck Jokes More Peck Jokes

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.