What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What does the chicken says to the other chicken?

Nothing.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Peck Jokes More Peck Jokes

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !