What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

How do chickens get strong?

They egg-cersize.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

The Bawking Dead

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

Peck Jokes More Peck Jokes

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !