Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

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Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.