What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

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Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once