What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.