What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Isn't this using the internet backwards

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Pay for the pizza!

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A suuh dude!

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He's all right now.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!