What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars