What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

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Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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What do you call a Mexican smoking weed?

A baked bean

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

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What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

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