What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

T Jokes More T Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut