What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

How do you start making big bucks?

With a little doe

End Jokes More End Jokes

When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

N Jokes More N Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Why is N the coolest letter?

Because it's N.Ice

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

What is the most fascist letter?

Not C

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What do u call a Jamaican proctologist?

Poke'mon

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!