What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

N Jokes More N Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

T Jokes More T Jokes

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

Why did the easter egg hide?

A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.