What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!