Eliminate Jokes

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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Hodor?

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A Hodor...

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use?

The colored one.

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

Development Jokes More Development Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.