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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

Waswa Jokes More Waswa Jokes

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor