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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.