Eliminate Jokes

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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Sherlock Holmes Jokes More Sherlock Holmes Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

Development Jokes More Development Jokes

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

Waswa Jokes More Waswa Jokes

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.