Waswa Jokes

What do you call a former member of ISIS?

What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS

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What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

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What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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A hole-y Cow!

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.