What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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He was running a trap house.

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What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

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Yo can I crash at your place?

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What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

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Because the farce is strong with that one.