What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

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What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

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What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.