What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.