What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

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What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

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What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.