What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.