What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!