Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

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Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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What do you call a baby panther?

a Newton.

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum