Newton Jokes

Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

What do you call a baby panther?

a Newton.

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The couch pulls out...

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Two days.

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What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

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Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ?

Benny thing happening !

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

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What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.