Newton Jokes

Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

What do you call a baby panther?

a Newton.

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's a neckbeard's favorite asian country?

M'Laysia

What do you call a black Asian bird?

Croatian.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Fig Jokes More Fig Jokes

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

Cam Newton Jokes More Cam Newton Jokes

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Fig Newton Jokes More Fig Newton Jokes

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.