How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'