What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Pothead Jokes More Pothead Jokes

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!