What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Pothead Jokes More Pothead Jokes

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll