What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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How did one pothead greet the other?

High

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless