Yo Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

Late Night Jokes More Late Night Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.