Yo Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

Hopscotch Jokes More Hopscotch Jokes

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!