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What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

Cello Jokes More Cello Jokes

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

Gravitational Wave Jokes More Gravitational Wave Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama