Yo Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?

Mark Sanchez.

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.