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What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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Yo Ho Jokes More Yo Ho Jokes

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Gravitational Wave Jokes More Gravitational Wave Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Late Night Jokes More Late Night Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Shoot Star Jokes More Shoot Star Jokes

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!