What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea