What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

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How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!