What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Late Night Jokes More Late Night Jokes

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.