What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

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What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

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What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Kentucky Fried Chicken Jokes More Kentucky Fried Chicken Jokes

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Greasy Box Jokes More Greasy Box Jokes

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.