What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.