What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.