What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!