What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)