What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why did the criminal hide in the roof?

It was very Con-Ceiling.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.