What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!