What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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Cabrona!!! puto, puto, puto

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.