What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.