Process Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's a balloon's least favorite music?

Pop.

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?

My pop is bigger than yours !

Dlc Jokes More Dlc Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.