Process Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Santa stops at three Ho's

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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

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When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

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What do you call a promiscious asian lady?

A yellow taxi.

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.