Process Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Sherlock Holmes Jokes More Sherlock Holmes Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.