Process Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

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What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

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Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

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Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

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Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even