Intel Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

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How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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Where's that?

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How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...