Intel Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

Pentium Jokes More Pentium Jokes

What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium?

A: Successive approximations.

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

Folder Jokes More Folder Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

deleted

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.