How they process things.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because Intel Inside.
Immigrants
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
A Pedo File.
A: The warning label.
A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
Life is like a box of chocolates...
Cause they run faster than white.
Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.
Ironic
Too many incompatible drivers.
There's none, both like clubbing.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
He likes to keep things low key.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
The Boeing 757
