What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

What is the name of your friend's advisor?

Budweiser

Who's there? Budweiser. Budweiser who?

Budweiser your mother naked?

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

At&Ampt Jokes More At&Ampt Jokes

Why did AT&ampT have the worst wedding?

No reception.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Ibm Jokes More Ibm Jokes

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM