Immigrants
A Pedo File.
They both look good hanging from trees
A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.
Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people
Let's Google it.
Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
The Boeing 757
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
Too many incompatible drivers.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.
One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.
They took my hijab!
An immigrant.**
No reception.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
IBM!
