What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

At&Ampt Jokes More At&Ampt Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Ibm Jokes More Ibm Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.