Disney Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What is a racists favorite Disney film?

101 Damn'Asians.

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What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn. Sorry.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

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What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?

Plutocracy

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.