Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What is a racists favorite Disney film?

101 Damn'Asians.

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Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ?

Cannelloni some money till next week

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

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Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six