Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

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101 Damn'Asians.

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What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...