What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

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What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

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What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.