What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

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Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

x-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!