What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

x-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!