How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

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What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"