Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

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Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

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Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!