Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!